I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
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This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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