Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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