I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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