Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
the liver wants what the liver wants
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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