guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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