Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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