Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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