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Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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