Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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