He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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