Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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