He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i would one night stand the shit outta him
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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