i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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