we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
The air taste purple.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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