It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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