I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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