Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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