i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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