"it" just moved
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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