two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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