Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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