I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Randomize
