imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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