TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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