Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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