That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
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I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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