grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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