found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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