Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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