He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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