IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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