Sry I called you an 8
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Randomize
