Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Boobs speak an international language.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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