he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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