Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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