if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
we're making bets on your personal life
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Dick very happy bro
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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