Define "chronic" masturbator.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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