Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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