Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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