am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
My liver just had a heart attack.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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