His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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