you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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