Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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