I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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