The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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