I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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