1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I just want to make out with him forever
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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