question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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