Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
MIDGETS
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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