You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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