Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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