He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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