my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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