Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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