I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
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Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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