too bad you live with your parents still
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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