There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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