the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
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If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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