How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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