Whoa Z and x make the same sound
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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