Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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