escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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