I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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